Miss Lucy had Some Leeches

Miss Lucy had some leeches Her leeches liked to suck And when they drank up all her blood She didn't give a Funny when the doctors Had locked her in her cell Miss Lucy screamed all night that they Should go to bloody Hello to the surgeon With scalpel old and blunt He'll tie you to the table Then he'll mutilate your Come it's nearly teatime The lunatics arrive The keepers bleed them all until There's no one left a <p style="text-align: center">Lively little rodents <p style="text-align: center">Are eaten up by cats <p style="text-align: center">We're subject to experiments <p style="text-align: center">Like laboratory <p style="text-align: center">Rats I've dropped a teacup <p style="text-align: center">How easily they break <p style="text-align: center">I'm on my hands and knees until I pay for my mis- <p style="text-align: center">Take off all your clothing <p style="text-align: center">We've only just begun <p style="text-align: center">We have no anesthesia <p style="text-align: center">It's eighteen forty <p style="text-align: center">One thing we should tell you <p style="text-align: center">Before you try again <p style="text-align: center">The tests are all invented by <p style="text-align: center">A lot of filthy <p style="text-align: center">Mentally hysteric <p style="text-align: center">She's failed the exam <p style="text-align: center">Don't bother telling Lucy for

<p style="text-align: center">She doesn't give a

<p style="text-align: center">Damn that nitrous oxide

<p style="text-align: center">For when you can't escape

<p style="text-align: center">They say the surgeons often commit

<p style="text-align: center">A murder or a

<p style="text-align: center">Razor blades are rusty

<p style="text-align: center">And not a lot of fun

<p style="text-align: center">So when they try to amputate

<p style="text-align: center">Your legs you'd better

<p style="text-align: center">Run and fetch the chemist

<p style="text-align: center">A patient's feeling sad

<p style="text-align: center">She's been in chains for ages

<p style="text-align: center">And she isn't even

<p style="text-align: center">Madness is a nuisance

<p style="text-align: center">And no one is immune

<p style="text-align: center">Your sister, mum or daughter

<p style="text-align: center">May become a raving

<p style="text-align: center">Lunatics are dangerous

<p style="text-align: center">And doctors are obeyed

<p style="text-align: center">They also go together just

<p style="text-align: center">Like toast and marma-

<p style="text-align: center">Ladies are like children

<p style="text-align: center">With brains the size of squirrels

<p style="text-align: center">Let's give a clitoridectomies

<p style="text-align: center">To all the little

<p style="text-align: center">Girls are helpless treasures

<p style="text-align: center">That daddies must protect

<p style="text-align: center">So lie upon the table

<p style="text-align: center">For the doctors to in-

<p style="text-align: center">speculums are super

<p style="text-align: center">And stirrups all the rage

<p style="text-align: center">So spread a lady's legs and put her

<p style="text-align: center">Back in to her

<p style="text-align: center">Cage of naked crazies

<p style="text-align: center">The surgeon's here to bleed

<p style="text-align: center">The doctors are all learned men

<p style="text-align: center">And some can even

<p style="text-align: center">Reading can be risky

<p style="text-align: center">For women on the verge

<p style="text-align: center">It only did us worlds of good

<p style="text-align: center">To poison, leech and

<p style="text-align: center">Purging is a penance

<p style="text-align: center">Phlebotomy's a chore

<p style="text-align: center">No need to sterilize the tools

<p style="text-align: center">We never did be-

<p style="text-align: center">Fore the night is over

<p style="text-align: center">Before you go to bed

<p style="text-align: center">They'll take a hammer and a nail

<p style="text-align: center">And jam it in your

<p style="text-align: center">Headstones in the courtyard

<p style="text-align: center">And statues in the park

<p style="text-align: center">Are not for the insane

<p style="text-align: center">Just leave them rotting in the

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<p style="text-align: center">Song written by Emilie Autumn