"Kirby" WHY?

I Loved Kirby When I Was Little,

He Was Always A Cute Character,

I Also Main Him In Super Smash Bros.

I Went To Buy A Kirby Game For My Nintendo DS,

I Found A Strange SD Card Called,

"(Kirby) Final Wishes"

It Was Written In Sharpie,

I Took It And Went Home,

I Put It In My Nintendo DS And Started Playing,

It Didn't Show The HAL Logo Like It Always Does,

There Was No Title,

Only Press Start,

I Pressed Start,

I Checked Through All The Files,

The Only File Was

"File 0"

Strange...

I Decided To Click It,

There Was No Cut Scene,

It Started With Green Greens,

But Kirby Looked Different,

He Looked Scared,

He Was Crying And Blood Was Coming Out Of His Mouth,

I Decided To Control My Character,

But He Walked Slow,

"COME ON!!!" I Said,

Later He Walked A Little Faster,

Then The Screen Turned Black,

It Then Showed Kirby With King Dedede,

But King Dedede Had Blood On His Hammer,

His Eyes Were Black And He Had No Pupils,

Blood Was Coming Out Of His Eyes, King Dedede: I'M SORRY KIRBY... I MUST KILL YOU... Kirby Shed A Tear From His Eye Because He Was About To Die,

Then King Dedede Grabbed The Knife,

Then He Said One Final Thing Before Killing Kirby King Dedede: GOODBYE... KIRBY... He Then Stabbed Kirby In The Heart,

Kirby Was Dead,

He Was In A Puddle Of Blood,

Then It Showed King Dedede Hanging Himself,

Blood Was Coming From His Mouth,

The Screen Turned Black,

There Was A Message But It Was In Japanese,

"キールは死んでいる... あなたが次のだ..."

(KIRBY IS DEAD... YOU'RE NEXT...)

Then Kirby Showed Up,

He Was Still Crying And Blood Was Coming Out Of His Mouth,

He Said,

"WHY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE? WHY!!?? YOU WATCHED ME DIE BUT NOW YOU MUST SUFFER THE SAME FATE I DID..."

The Nintendo DS Turned Off.

I Never Played Any Kirby Games EVER Again.

So, For Everyone, If You Find An Odd SD Card, Don't Pick It Up! Instead, Leave It In The Shelves, Because That's What I Should've Done Rather Than Taking A Look At It!

NO DEN EVIL PATRIXX SHOWED UP!!!!111 WIF SONIC AND MERIA TWO KELL KIRBY TO DETH LIK FUCKERS AND RAOPE HIM EDGY