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Last summer(cliche).I was with my buddy kyle (definitely not stolen from s even worser crepypeta).I had the worstest expereance evar it was when I tried out the new game sonic legacy (cfoss promo).kyle didnt maak it but idid albeit loosing my arms (and some how typing this bad story).anyway I was very excited to receive mynew dreamcast from onlineebayamazongamestop.com it was abundle and came with grend thaft euto 5 sanic adventars 2 and fappy bird. But eyewas mostli exited aboet sanic advertars 2 oh yeeah I thaid as I won the bid but then realiseddd tat I warse goin to hav 2 weight 2 weeks what a bammer until it came I jacked off all day and with my sweaty hands I picked up the phone and called my baddy kyle.wanna cam over my hause?sure he answerd I was extatik after jacking off more at the picture of my girlfrend keshai I got up and opened tha door to my baddi cile .but he wes ded with blood all over my daar my door I cried my  door was so massed ap I cried the whole night and also jacked off until I wet myself .the next day my dreemcast came the sanic gaem had no cover it was black and had a peice of paper saying dont play this you fucktard.i ingnored it and said mehhh ,glitch .I slapped the disc into my new dreamcast which suddenly shat hyper realistic blood .aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah iscreamedd I ran upstairs an thow myself out window and break both erms  I be in hospital evar since and dont really care about the icedent an cyles deat but only about mi daar bohohoho.btw dis is definitely a true story and I hope you rate it if u can or youll die to night