Hee hoo

(this is a joke creepypasta so epic) so won day me was playing minceraft and me saw chicken but it big so me run but it fast and it eat me alive and blood got everyone and i literally had diarreah cause it so scary and then i started crying because it snatched my weave and killed my family at the same time and then i died and i respawned and i went inside my home and then scarry music started playing as it approached.

after a while of waiting big chicken came over and it knocked my house down and i cried even harder and then the chicken got super closer i get swift potion and run faster then it and i run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run once potion runs out i turn to chicken, and i use a pick-up line on it

"Hey beautiful bird,"

" S Q U A W  K "

While is distracted i run and run and run again but it catch me so i pull grab on to his head and the mask fell off like in scooby doo and i found out the villian was micheal jordan and then i cried because i wanted a bird

hope u enjoyed this beautiful story