The Sexoffenderman

Once upon a time in Vatican City, there was a young bloke named JC the Hyena. He wrote shitty fanfics and garbage pastas that were removed from here and put on Wattpad. One day, JC was raped by a hedgehog, because if I use rape in my story it immediately makes the story much more "messed up" and "shocking"!

JC was scarred 4 lyfe by the hedgehog, he named his rapist Bill Cosby

S A N I C !

SANIC had friends (not like u lol), and he loves to star in some of the worst games ever created. SANIC had a friend named Jeff, Jeff was a killer with a shitty looking photoshopped fish face. He would always say, "GO TO KIP!"

SANIC and JEFF had a friend / fuck-buddy named Slender man. Slender man took children to his woods (kinky) and he was a sex offender. JC decided to write a fanfic about SANIC called "SANIC.EXE.JPG.PNG.BOSSCANIHAVESOMEPENS.mp3".

the story was shit

Everyone loved it except for Hoodo, MichaelLeroi and BeffyPasta (self insert fanfic) xD

Sexoffendar man decided to play with JC's steaming bunghole. Jeff and Sanic decided to fight Slenderbater and they would fight with all of their preteen fans yelling "OH JEFF YOUR SO SEXY!"

The rake then BUSTED IN and started to complain about how Wales is shit. Then he left.

JC decided to play Mine C r a p !

New Paragraph: Slendy decided to sneak behind JC and RAYPE him bust suddenly...………..

D A N K E Y

K A N G

came and kicked slender's A$$. Pimpin'

Dankey Kang then killed JC so MichaelLeroi would be happy.

Jeff died too.

and sanic got aids and died horribly and painfully.

and jane the killer got raped by a Nazi.

THE END!