The Most Epic Chain Letter in the F*cking World

Introduction
While Ghastly was roaming FB out of boredom, he came across this chain letter. It was so unthreatening and hilarious that he decided to post the original and an edited version to TPW. Enjoy.

Original
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Edited Edition (SCURIER DEN DE ORIGINAL AHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHHAuifjkrmffbifekrhv)
SO HAI MAI NAEM ES TEDDDDDDDEH. I EM 385o8754375435634543789 YERS OLD. I HVE NO EYS UND MY FAEC IS COVRVVRVED IN BLUUUUUUUUUUD. IMDEIEEDEEDDEDIEIDIIEIDIED. IF U DNT PST DIS 3 AT 13457 846534865639672987569387652347657465964393563642356 PITURS, ILL CUM 3 UR HOSUE AT MIDNITEEEE (DE SPOOK3ST TIEM EVAR!!!!) AND HID UNDR UR BED (DE SPOOK13ST PLAEC EVAR!!!!!). WHN UR SLEP, I WLLI KILILIKKIL U TIL UR DEIED.

DNT BLELIEVE MEH?

CASE 666: A MIIS(TER) PETTY BECKLESESESS GOT DIS 1337ER ON DE FAECBOKOKKS. SHE WUZ LIEK "FUCK IT I DNT EVAN CAER." WELL, DAT WUZ STOOPD OV HER. SHE WUZ SLEP WEN DE TEEVEE WUZ FLCKRIN ON/OFF UND DEN SHE WUZNT SLEP BCUZ SHE WAS DEIEIEIEIIED LOL REKD. HAHA FAGET PETTY, UR DIEIED.

CASE 69: GOEORG EM. SEMEN HETTED CHAINAINAN LTTRS, BUT HE DUN WUN DEIED LEIK PETTY SO HE SEXTED UP 847598347543986643 PICTRS. DAT WUZ NOT GOOD ENUFF GEOROEOG. HE US SLEP UND MITE NOT EVR WAEK UP EVAR 5EVAR. FUK U FEG GEOOREOOREOG.

CASE 4754658734698256: A GURL (HER NEME WUZ VELERIE TEELERS) GOT DIS. SHE WUZ LIEK "OH FUK DIS SHIET" AND POTSED IT TO 8956948756398574659846 PITURS. DET WES NET GED ENEEGH. SHE WUZ NEKKKKKKKKED IN DE SHOEOWROER WEN SHE SAWAWAW A BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY FIGER IN DE MIRIOROOR. OH EM EF GEE SHE ES SCURURURURURUURURURURUUUUUED 5 LYF.

CASE FINALLLLL: SHREREK MEINS WUZ DE SAMRTES PRESNA ALIEV. HE POTSED IT TO 846534865639672987569387652347657465964393563642356 PITCURS. EALRIER DAT MOANING, HE FINDED A 666666PATRIXXX DOLLR BLIL ON DE GRNUD. HE WUZ DE MANAAAGER OF TEH WURLZ, UND HIS GF SARAH PALIN AGRED TO MRY HER. NOW DEY LIVE HEPPLY EVER AFETER WITH DER 7668374787637487 CHILDRERDRDN.

U BETR PSOT DIS TO 846534865639672987569387652347657465964393563642356 PITURS OR SUFER DE CONSQUEUENCES.

LSON #66669:

IF U DUN PSOT DIS TO ANY PIKS, UR GUN DEIED

IF U PSOT DIS TO -666 TO 1337 PITURS, UR GON GET INGERRERD.

IF U PSOT DIS TO 1337 TO 9001 PICS, UR GET TWH BIGUS SKEER OF URE LYFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IF U PSOT DIS TO 9001 TO 846534865639672987569387652347657465964393563642356, UR SAEF UND WILL BE DE KNIGUR OF TEH WURLZ BUT DEN DE WURL WULD SPLODE 5EVEREAR.

DO WUT TEDDDDDDDDDDDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDY SES !!

HRY, PSOT 3 846534865639672987569387652347657465964393563642356 PITURS B5 MIDNTITIGHTE!!!!!!!!