SONIC MANIA: THE TRUE STORY

Sonic walked across the road, his flabby body jiggling in the wind.

Sonic, wasn't a furry, but a fat man wearing boxers and tight shoes. He was looking for the golden flesh of...

Cheese-puffs.

"I...............

ned

chezpoffs."

he

pantsed................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

and saw a bald man called Dave with a giant mustache.

Sonic screamed and cried and runs across the road

and then didn't see the truck

rushing towards him

there was only

dorkness.

THIS ISN'T FINISHED BTW.

WAIT FOR IT.