Strange Biatch...

My fucking alarm clock ringing and the time is 6:00 A.M.,so i brush my teeth,take a bath and tuck in all my cloth especially my 600 hunned dollar underwear and smoke 1 stick of cigarette.Suddenly i feel weird....feels like my balls itch so i unzip my pants and scratch my precious big balls.it's time to go out. Ahh fresh air wait tha minute its smells like......SHIYTTT!! But it's okay cuz i smells the same too....Like Shiytt!!....oh shit it's not the air....it's just my precious perfumed feeling breath... HAHAHA! Yeah!. Oh i remember, i take my homemade colgate instead of the original colgate. HAHA!....so i walk down tha street and a strange laydy or maybe a BiAtCh come towards me and  knock me out cold. Oh shit! Where am i and i was like WTF??! The strange biatch just suck my 10 inch D**k and it feels.....Good!!!! The most perfect blowjowb i've ever feel...Oh jeah! But i don't see the biatch face cuz she wears a hoodie jacket.I just wanna fucking see her face how pretty is she.*Took off Hoodie*..........Oh ShiT get off me!!!! You ugly rat biatch blackened puss puss get off mah precious *CENSORED* get off me!!.. And luckily my breath smells so good and it save my life from that ugly empty eyed biatch cuz my breath smells so good that take her out with vain! HAHAHA die ugly ass biatch Dieeee!!!HAHAHA.. And walks out the biatch stinky room naked......HAHA! I am insane.

The ingredients of my special homemade colgate

 * 1) Onion
 * 2) Rat head
 * 3) My Shiyt
 * 4) Salt
 * 5) Margarine ................... All ingridients must be blended