Abnormal Content for Abnormal Organisms

If were to dwell into the deep, dark depths of the web, you're gonna find some very sickening sites. If you intentionally dive into these depths, like I did, you will find an abandoned website called Abnormal Content for Abnormal Organisms.

How I found the site? E-mail. It was from this guy called Robert Langston. He gave me the link, and posted:

"This site is very good! Lullllllllllzzzzzzz....."

Who the hell was this bastard? I was very hard. I clicked the link. What the eff could happen bad? When I got to the site I was treated to an image of a breast. Porno's sure have gotten sexier. I kinda.......jizzed a little bit. I shook off the feeling, I clicked another link. It took me to a long and goddamn boring rant. Every word had a hyperlink. I clicked the first word. It took me to a page that had multiple links to other videos. Here's a rather long list of videos I saw:

chestnutsex.avi

A 5 minute video of a naked man SHOVING chestnuts into his ASS. He then burst into flames. After that, an abrupt pause switched to footage of a dog's corpse being dragged around by what I think to be a 7 year old, Chinese. What the shit?

smilemammoth.avi

Probably the scariest or most bizarre video, it was footage of........................hold on..................................................................I'm sorry, it's just that this video......should be saved for last.

butch.avi

A 9 minute video of a butcher writing in a journal, about his most recent sales. He seemed pretty content. At the four minute-mark, the video cut to a woman slinging fecal matter at a poster of Jim Henson.........thos video would lead to the scarring of my life which now can NEVER be healed.

begberd.avi

15 minute long video, footage of.............................................AUGHAGHAUGH

dferrdtroolpaste.avi

1 Hour long video, footage of a pink, fleshy creature lying in an alley, it's raining. It was wearing green shorts with purple flowers. It was lying facedown, back up, star shaped........I should think that you know where this is going...............it got up. It turned to face the camera. It had visible zits, some goozing with puss.

"9/11, CHICKEN SANWITCH."

I jumped and clicked off the website. WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL WOULD PUT THAT ON THE WEB?

Well, it turns out that the being from the thing I was watching's face was my DESKTOP BACKGROUND.

Well.......time for smilemammoth.avi........

The video s....................I just cannot describe it................I cannot..............4 minute..........lont.....vit.....e.....ooo......................of.....a....furry.........pachyderm.......with..............looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong........eyelashes........................smiling.

MY GOD, A FREAKING IMAGE OF SNUFFLEUPAGUS WITH ALMOND YELLOW EYES STARING AT ME WHILE DRIBBLING....................

The memories of this experience leave me shattered. If you go searching on the site, do not click the first word of the rant, and if you do, don't look at ANY of the videos. What I am trying to do is protect you from the horror-stricken, dirty-f**kin' image of old..................no more Sesame Street..............................f...o...r...m...e.