Da local pub bois got in a fight wit me

I was walking down the street and got punched into the face by an old man, I stood up and ran after him in his car. He turned into a dodgy neighbourhood. This guy was the boss of the neighbourhood, he threatened me with cheese. Melted cheese might I aid. He also showed me the way of forgiving people acfter they did something out rageous. I ignored him so I stabbed him right in the middle toe. He managed to get one punch in which stroked my hair. So I got up, and ran faster than the old man next door. His crooked boi's ran after eye when I jumped through a hoop at a sir cuss. I got touched up by a clown named Hennypise where he touched me here and here. Anwyays, I found out that the neighbourhood boss was actually named White Paper The IV. He has a weird family. Anyways, I went tot the hospital and got treated for cancer. Send money to the go dund me page https://www.gofundme.com/TheSausageCastle also this is a poicture of my doctor