BENJAMIN PASSED AWAY UNDERWATER

Wance, I fond thes losrs that wuz selling gaemz. i saw a idiot condition copy of Majora's biker Hat. I bot it for free. When i shet my pents, the game started. Der wuz hoyper rolistec blod everywer on teh scren and lonk burn on feir. Majora wuz sitting der like a idiot. He wuz nawt help lonk save pronsess. Lonk ded in the end and tehn Majora ring on my dorbell. I answer it cuz itz fukn majora. He told me that the petezuhs were here and a boy named Benjamin passed away underwater and the twerp named Benjamin owned teh fuckn game. I wuz devustaitud. Teh losr that hack my game wuz a prepubescent dickface that drowned? I tok the pizzas frum majora and we became frands.