Talk:Mario Kart Black/@comment-70.127.83.1-20160710210049

The content of this story is lackluster, and the grammar leaves a lot to be desired. My dog could have written better given a keyboard slathered in peanut butter. I must say however, the M. Night Shyamalan-esque twists kept me on the edge of my seat, and the horrific descriptors for the gore-filled murder sequences rocked me to my core. In the sequel, I would love to learn more about your life in Louisiana, and the husband you have found. I am confounded by the main characters ability to act as a nurse for six months without mention of having attended medical school, and I imagine this feat is due either to a loss of much time in between the stories, or a miraculous tale worth telling in great detail. Once the sequel is finished, I implore you seek better source material, and learn the fundamental principles of the English language and you may find yourself as the Thoreau or veritable Walt Whitman of your era. #suckmydicktmartn

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love me back Jacob 8/8