Minecraft - Exxxtreme edition

Yeah yeah. You guys are not going to believe this but it happened to my brother the other day and it's all Minecraft's fault.

So the other day, I found my brother on the ground dead but I wasn't bothered cause he slept with my girlfriend while I was out of the house one night. I checked his laptop and he had a word document open on his computer talking about how this Minecraft hack named "Exxxtreme" took his life:

"Log: I was on a Minecraft mod site looking for some mods when I saw a mod named "Exxxtreme" the description of the mod simply said "Untitled" I didn't think much of it because I have Malware Bytes on my laptop so I'm safe (Confidence 100). It oddly took just one minute to install so I clicked play but what was weird was that during the loading screen, there was text saying "Found you" written in blood but not only that, the background was blood as well. Once the map loaded, I spawned in a snowy forest with a bloody trail behind me. I went into third person and my character had blood-red eyes and a white coat that was covered in blood. As I wandered around looking for a village, I saw Herobrine on the top of a mountain and he was crying hyper-realistic blood and he was screaming. I was walking away and then HEROBRINE SAW ME; he was sprinting towards me and was yelling satanic stuff as he was sprinting towards me. He then caught up to me and killed me and my character exxxploded with hyper-realistic blood and guts going everywhere, it then cut to static and Herobrine appeared again and he was crying blood and his started to scream for 5 seconds and then his face melted but he was still crying. I turned of the game and Herobrine appeared IN MY CLOSET! I tried to run out of my room but Herobrine has trapped me in my room and then took out a bloody sword and slit my throat and then he disappeared into bats cause he's fucking Dracula. I was laying there with my throat slit. I'm using my last but of strength to write this down; to warn you about this game. If you ever see it, DON'T PLAY IT, it's the only way to be safe from him. Goodbye... world."

I then smashed his laptop cause it had Malware Bytes on it. Then, I burned my brother's remains in the forest cause he slept with my girlfriend. I then called my parents and said that someone had broken into the house and kidnapped James (my brother) and smashed his computer. And then, someone pierced me with a sword. As I laid there dying, the last I saw was... Herobrine?