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Kirby (WHY)

Sad Kirby.

W H Y

Art By Me

Kirby Loved me When I Was Little,

I Was Always A Cute Character,

Kirby Also Mains me In Super Smash Bros.

Kirby Went To Buy A Me Game For His Nintendo DS,

I Found A Strange SD Card Called,

"Final Fantasy XXX"

It Was Written In a Japanese Font,

Kirby Took It And Went Home,

He Put It In My Nintendo DS And Started Playing,

It Didn't Show The HAL Logo Like It Always Does,

There Was No Title,

Only Press Start,

He Pressed Start,

He Checked Through All The Files,

The Only File Was

"File 0w0"

Strange...

He Decided To Click It,

There Was a Cut Scene,

It Started With Blue Greens,

But I Looked Different,

He Looked Scared,

I Was Crying And cum Was Cumming Out Of His Mouth,

He Decided To Control Me,

But I Walked Slow,

"COME ON!!!" He Said,

Later I Walked A Little Faster,

Then The Screen Turned Black, (dude you racist?)

It Then Showed Kirby With King Dickdickdick,

But King Dickdickdick Had (hyper-realistic) Blood On His Hammer,

His Eyes Were Black (racist.) And He Had No Pp,

(hyper-realistic) Blood Was Coming Out Of His Eyes,

King Dickdickdick: I'M SORRY KIRBY... I MUST KILL YOU...

I Shed cum From my Pp Because I Was About To Die,

Then King Dickdickdick Grabbed The Knife,

Then Dickdickdick Said One Final Thing Before Killing Me

King Dickdickdick: GOODBYE... fortniteplayer3000...

He Then Stabbed me In The vital piece of the pp,

I Was Dead,

I Was In A Puddle Of Blood,

Then It Showed King Dickdickdick banging some hot girls and sending the video to Pornhub it scarred me,

【VOCALOID ORIGINAL】Calalini【Kaai Yuki】

【VOCALOID ORIGINAL】Calalini【Kaai Yuki】

Kirby's Theme (WHY?)

Cum Was Coming From the girl's Mouth,

The Screen Turned Black (again are you racist?),

There Was A Message But It Was In Japanese

"I'爪 Ꮆ卂ㄚ Ҝ丨尺乃ㄚ 乃卂乃ㄚ 卩ㄥ乇卂丂乇 千ㄩ匚Ҝ 爪乇"

(YOU IS DEAD... YOUR NEXT...)

Then I Showed Up,

I Was Still Crying And cum Was Cumming Out Of my Mouth,

I Said,

"Succing Dickdickdick wasn't a bad idea..."

Kirby turned the Nintendo DS Off.

Kirby Never Played Any Me Games EVER Again.

So, For Everyone, If I Find An Odd SD Card, Don't Pick It Up! Instead, Leave It In The Shelves, Because That's What I Should've Done Rather Than A Look At It!

NO DEN EVIL PATRIXX SHOWED UP!!!!111 WIF SONIC AND MERIA TWO KELL KIRBY TO DETH LIK FUCKERS AND RAOPE HIM EDGY

WATER COOLER CHEESE TOUCH BAD TRUE STOREY HAUNTED IMAG SKAREY IMAG SKAREY VIODEIO RAPE SEX FUCKING WIERID LAZY TOWN AND SONIC TELLETUBIES IDK WHAT DIS ES BET I BE LIING IE LOT FUN SOMETHING DDD

Here's my review: it sucks ass and the moral is shitty.

  • Kirby
  • HEY NO SWEARING ON MY PROFILE NO HECCS NO FRICCS NO DOUBLE DECKER DICCS OKAY HAVE A GREAT NIGHT
  • Random Capitalization
  • Bizarre plot twists
  • Vidya games
  • TRUE STORY
  • Trust me man this is scary
  • PINK BLOBZ ER SCERY
  • KIRB ES SCERY U DFEWEFWDCSFWDSDUM 10 YR E;LD U HTE EN KIRB DON DO DAT U SHUT 12UHJWNSDHJSDBYKBFUYJDSBFCUYDSXBFUYSXGFBDYUFBS WILL HEPPN UF U H8 DEDYTH
  • MURDER AAAAAAAA
  • Rivals sexoffender man
  • Worst creepypastas
  •  !!!!111
  • Slelelenenlder man Slendnder man Sildernamn Slendermamm Slendermaom Slanderemoon SONY MOVIES ARE SHIT!
  • Deletion Log Refugees
  • This is bad
  • THREE SPOOKY 5 ME?!?!?!!!!111
  • EVIL PATRIXXX
  • BEST THING EVA
  • Guy sitting in home DEN EVIL SPOOPY CHEREATER WOOKS EN END SAYS EM GANNU KILL U
  • He should be dead
  • IDEK
  • SEPER SCURUS
  • Every word starts with a capital
  • Pasta Claiming To Be Real While It's Quite Obviously Fake
  • SUPR SKAREY IMAG
  • SUPR SKAERYE VOIDOE
  • So much blood it could feed a vampire for a day
  • Dismemberment
  • Disappearances
  • Distrack
  • FOREING LANGUAGES ARE SUPER SPOOPY
  • SKAREY IMAG
  • Stupid is as the main character does
  • Well, that was pointless.
  • THERY
  • Items/Objects
  • Paukymaun
  • Mario
  • Sonic
  • Meme
  • THE FUCK IS THIS?!?
  • Roblox
  • PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
  • Wall of Text
  • File Extensions
  • Extreme scary
  • COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
  • Zel-DUUHHH
  • Random
  • RAPE SEX
  • Lol
  • Things
  • MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT so scary
  • What the fuck
  • PENIS DICK
  • Sjakld,
  • Idk
  • 99
  • 100 YAYYYWSUAHJZM1111!!!!
  • Demon/Devil
  • Lost episudes
  • Good
  • Paiges wit speelin tht aint gud
  • GUD
  • Blatant Ripoffs
  • Minecrap
  • Splindner man
  • Spongeboob
  • SpongeBob Pastas
  • Splinder man
  • Furuy kuby
  • Tl;dr
  • Tumblr
  • Sdsfd
  • Creepypastas that literally can't be understood
  • All lowercase
  • Wall of Shit
  • Wall o
  • Undertale
  • Scloundaore mausn
  • Diary/Journal
  • Places
  • Stupid is as the main character
  • RETARDED
  • Suicide Mouse
  • Five Nights At Treasure Island
  • Shok ending
  • Delusional retard that should be in an asylum
  • IMMA DIE HERE M8
  • The writer is dumber than a sack of ball sacks.