Hello. As it turns out, I already wrote this as a trollpasta, as I found a story with the same name on the Lolpasta wiki... written by my former username. I forgot I wrote that. So, in other words...
I somehow trolled myself into thinking a wrote it seriously.
Please delete this. I previously wrote this with my H1V3M1ND 3V0LV3D account, but I decided to re write it as the account I used to post this so there would be no misunderstandings. Delete this.
-Spider Snake Bob