FANDOM


I watched an empisode of The Sweatsoms, rememmberer The Sweetsuns? Man, the 90's we're cool...

Bͣͯ̊͆ͦ̌ͨ҉̝̟̫͙̬͇̲̮u͍̦̤̪̫̩̭͐ͮ̌̿̎͘r̄҉̡̹̳̙̟͜n̢̩͗͆̂ͭ̔͌̀ï̫͇̿ͦ͒ͤͩ̓n̋͠͏̼̫̺g̛̛͖̥̙̳̦̤̰̤ͭͨ́

Anyway, I got a VHS tape from a Garage sale, the label read: "You've never been born" in what looked liked dried blood. Also, remeber VHS? I FUCKING HATE DVD AND BLU-RAY!!!1!!1!

I asked the old man (more like 'Sentient Cadaver' IMO) that was running the sail what he wanted for it. He just walked off screaming, so I assumed it was free.

When I got home, I put it in my VHS player (REmEMbER tHE nINeTIeS!). But, the entire epersode was Mr Burms in his awefice cher. He stairered and bleed at me and the blod spellt

"I'M AM SATAT 666"

Donut watch The Simpletons at 3rd ayem!

Written by Hamish 'The Depressed Chef' McDonald

Age: 17