Once upon a time, a little boy stumbled across an egg in the woods. Half curious, and half stupid, the boy picked up the egg and took it home to eat. “Son, what have you brought me for dinner?” the boy’s mother asked. “A nice, clean egg.” replied the boy with politeness. “Why son, what a great gift, you may have ten shilings.” the mother said as her beautiful blue eyes glittered with appreciation. Later that night, the family had set the egg in the middle of the table. It looked beautiful, especially with cole slaw propped underneath it. As soon as the father was about to stick a fork in this divine egg, it suddenly popped. Then, it cracked, the father was mystified. Suddenly, the egg exploded, and shards went everywhere. A hideous monster popped out and let out a shriek of terror!

The End.