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Have you ever heard the story of the Hash-Slinging Slasher? I wouldn’t want to tell you, but if you really want to know... The Hash-Slinging Slasher is mostly known as the Hash, as that’s all people get to say before he gets them!

At the Krusty Krab, he was a fry cook just like you.,.only clumsier! One night, it happened. He was cutting the patties, and then...he accidentally cut off his own hand! And he replaced it with a rusty spatula. Then...he got hit with a bus! And at his funeral, they fired him.

So now, every (What day is it?) Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to haunt it. There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Then, the phone will ring, but there will be nobody on the other line. Finally, the Hash Slinging Slasher will arrive in the ghost of the bus that ran him over! He exits the bus without looking both ways because he’s already dead! He taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand, and then he opens the door! He slowly approaches the counter. And you know what he does next? You really wanna know? Are you SURE you wanna know? He gets you!