Broke My Crayon

One day I was just sitting in class when all of the sudden my crayon broke :( I burst into a fit of rage The students quickly looked at me, startled but then saw my broke crayon and sympathy came into their eyes. I felt as if someone had stuffed a koala bear up my surgically enlarged anus cavity. The teacher stormed in a fit of rage and stepped on my already devastating broke crayon and I quickly pulled the koala bear from my anus and shoved it down his throat. He choked on my dihera that was soaked into the kaola bears fur