Apparrently, jacking around would not help in this case at all.

"Jake, get the f*** over here!" Thomas yelled. "You, too, Glesgorv!" he added nastily.

The whole freaking outdoors gave me dang creeps. I hated spiders, snakes, bears and other stupid wild life. Funny thing, though, I'm sure now that you know that my name is Glesgorv, I will tell you the story.

Why am I named Glesgorv? Well, for all of you jacks, my parents had heard of Creepypasta and found out about Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, and decided to name me it. I hated the name. Freaking kids all over school making fun of me.

"Glesgorv, don't gouge your eyes out!" and crap like that. Well, the only benifit to being named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv was watching the video itself and telling the story to creepypasta rookies. Other than that, I freaking hated the dang name, but my parents insisted it was cute. I had dug deep enough to find hatred and rejection for them, my parents, man. 

But once I had found the original version of Glesgorv. Yes, I have, you probably think I'm a patred liar but keep your thoughts to yourself, because my people, you all are in for one heck of a ride.

I had found the tape not on YouTube, but on another website, in which I somehow forgot the name and cannot go back. It was called something like "YouTube 2" or "Another YouTube," but they had the original video and I'll tell you how I knew.

First off, it wasn't red. Heck no. Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv was instead a vintage/soph type of color. The 'unidentified' man's eyes were bulging from his sockets, and the video was twenty minutes, in a loop. Occasionally, the man would blink and smile. In the ending, his face would do a close-up to the camera and his eyes would go black and the video would abruptly end.

I actually found myself holding a knife, restraining myself from gouging them out. "No, don't do it," I said, trying to stop my hands. My grip tightened but after 5 minutes of holding the knife 4 inches from my eyes, my hands slipped and the knife plunged into my stomach, blood spouted everywhere and I passed out.

When I awoke, I was in a bed, and the words "Wrath" were spelled in blood on the wall.

I do not know how this happened.